On the day after the Election, I offer you this IM conversation between me and Joel, regarding his job interview yesterday:
jarjackson: Good morning, comrade. I trust that your day is productive and fruitful. Remember that to work is to feed the masses. Glory to the republic.
jarjackson: How was your assessment?
Joel Hiller: Glory to the Republic! The Employment Minister will of course determine which occupation suits me, and then allow me the same living allowance as everyone else.
jarjackson: Excellent, the Glorious Republic no doubt will chose perfectly. Is there any indication of the Minister's decision?
Joel Hiller: This conveniently eliminates the needless, unfair practice of competition. The Minister indicated it will only be 2 or 3 years before a decision is reached, so I feel especially fortunate.
Joel Hiller: There are multiple options for the Minister to choose from.
jarjackson: Of course, the Republic can no longer sustain unfair practices, such as religion, which only allows some to attain rewards. The Minister's wisdom is unmatched, and until such a time as his decision is reached, you are welcome to starve with your family under my porch, as long as the Secret Service doesn't find you.
Joel Hiller: A most kind and generous offer, comrade
Joel Hiller: I am most honored to starve with my family, so long as there are other comrades who do not wish to work. After all, it is only fair that I shoulder my share of the burden.
jarjackson: ... i'm turning this into a blog post.
Joel Hiller: Awesome
Cat Nap
4 years ago
4 comments:
You guys are fantastic!
Teehee. Fantastic, Jer! :)
Not to get all serious, but funny, isn't it, how socialism / communism pushes for equal results regardless of effort while true liberty pushes for equal opportunity? Hmmm... everyone getting the same outcome... Satan's plan, much?
Exactly, Christa. Everyone the same = Everyone unhappy.
Ha! It's been a long time, Jer, but I still love you! This made me laugh because I greeted my dad on the phone the morning after by calling him comrade. I'm seeing pink...
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