May-ish: Sorry to hear about your breakup. What's new? You haven't posted in a while...
June: Nobody blogs anymore!
August: Hear you've got a new girlfriend! When do we get to meet her?
Late October: Man, sucks that it didn't work out... you ready to start dating again?
Today: It's been almost 11 months since you've blogged. You could at least mention Vader.
I also ranked twice in Kung Fu. (have I even mentioned Kung Fu? I started going last December) I got my Gold (Metal) sash in April, and my Blue (Water) sash in August. I was awarded Most Outstanding Beginner student (beating the 300 pound guy and the dude who never shows up). I'm also the only Hsing-I student there, so I get quite the unique experience.