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Are you a twit, too?

With the recent technological social additions in my life, someone asked me if I have a Twitter page. Now, for those of you who don't know what Twitter is, think of a blog with posts one sentence long, that you post to several times a day to let people know what you're thinking.

An example of my "tweets" (I think they should be called "twits") today would be something like this:

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Lunch time, time to goof around on the internet and eat Wendy's again. 1:43 PM July 31, 2008
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Who the hell put the dead snake on the lobby floor? 11:50 AM July 31, 2008
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Internet broke again... boss is ticked.. 11:17 AM July 31, 2008 sent from txt
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Counted three people on the second floor wearing tracking anklets. 10:27 AM July 31, 2008
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GET OUT OF THE FAST LANE, IDIOT! 8:12 AM July 31, 2008 sent from txt
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(By the way, every one of those is true.. times are approximate)

So, my question is, why? I have enough trouble finding interesting stuff to BLOG about, let alone update every 20 minutes. Who reads this crap? Also, whoever put the snake in the lobby PUT IT BACK after we got rid of it...

Happy Canada Day!

That's right. It's Canada Day. I order you all to eat Kraft Dinner, Play hockey, and smoke legal pot all day. GO!