Your occasional dose of cynicism and randomness.


I sail. I'm a sailor. Do you sail? I sail.
(I told Jim that being able to say that was the only reason I got on that canoe with a pole attached with him)

Jim and Marie invited me up to the cabin at Hebgen Lake last week. It is awesome up there.

I spent most of my time on the porch, avoiding mosquitoes and enjoying the perfect 70 degree weather while reading. I finished a whole book in 3 days.

The kids were a lot of fun. Luckily, I had earplugs with me for those early morning romps.

Hahaha! Bugs cannot penetrate my fortress!

We also celebrated Jim's birthday. Marie is an awesome cook, and all the meals were great!

Laine does her Jer impression

They made me eat the candles because I ate all the enchiladas.

The staple incident

Yes, it really happened.
Yes, I've seen Get Smart.
No, it didn't hurt.
No, I won't explain why.
If you ask what was going through my head at the time, I might kill you.