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The staple incident



Yes, it really happened.
Yes, I've seen Get Smart.
No, it didn't hurt.
No, I won't explain why.
If you ask what was going through my head at the time, I might kill you.

3 comments:

Joel said...

Should've used a nail gun—I hear those go right through the skull.

Jason said...

I take it you weren't reading the "Idiots Guide to Circumcisions"

Jenn Hansen said...

Are you freaking kidding me?