Yes, it really happened. Yes, I've seen Get Smart. No, it didn't hurt. No, I won't explain why. If you ask what was going through my head at the time, I might kill you.
I like pie. Except when there are burgers available. I prefer artificial light to sunlight, and think that sunburns are nature's way of telling you to go back inside.
If any of my old roommates are reading this, WHERE'S MY BURRITO??
3 comments:
Should've used a nail gun—I hear those go right through the skull.
I take it you weren't reading the "Idiots Guide to Circumcisions"
Are you freaking kidding me?
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