I was actually going to complain to you that you hadn't posted since you got back. Without my daily dose of cynicism, my powers of sarcasm are significantly weakened.
I like pie. Except when there are burgers available. I prefer artificial light to sunlight, and think that sunburns are nature's way of telling you to go back inside.
If any of my old roommates are reading this, WHERE'S MY BURRITO??
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I was actually going to complain to you that you hadn't posted since you got back. Without my daily dose of cynicism, my powers of sarcasm are significantly weakened.
By our powers combined, we are Captain Pessimism!
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