Communication

What he said about the date:
She gave me a look that either said “I’m confused and offended” or “I’m just seconds away from ripping my pants off.
” [It should be noted that this is the look that, in my mind, every woman everywhere constantly wears on her face at all times.]

What she said about the date:
"He kept staring at my forehead and it was really creepy"


I owe the male comment to cracked.com, but it is still true, nonetheless.

Hebgen!

I sail. I'm a sailor. Do you sail? I sail.
(I told Jim that being able to say that was the only reason I got on that canoe with a pole attached with him)

Jim and Marie invited me up to the cabin at Hebgen Lake last week. It is awesome up there.

There were flocks of moosen.

I spent most of my time on the porch, avoiding mosquitoes and enjoying the perfect 70 degree weather while reading. I finished a whole book in 3 days.

The kids were a lot of fun. Luckily, I had earplugs with me for those early morning romps.


Hahaha! Bugs cannot penetrate my fortress!

We also celebrated Jim's birthday. Marie is an awesome cook, and all the meals were great!

Laine does her Jer impression

They made me eat the candles because I ate all the enchiladas.

The staple incident

Yes, it really happened.
Yes, I've seen Get Smart.
No, it didn't hurt.
No, I won't explain why.
If you ask what was going through my head at the time, I might kill you.

Are you a twit, too?

With the recent technological social additions in my life, someone asked me if I have a Twitter page. Now, for those of you who don't know what Twitter is, think of a blog with posts one sentence long, that you post to several times a day to let people know what you're thinking.

An example of my "tweets" (I think they should be called "twits") today would be something like this:

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Lunch time, time to goof around on the internet and eat Wendy's again. 1:43 PM July 31, 2008
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Who the hell put the dead snake on the lobby floor? 11:50 AM July 31, 2008
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Internet broke again... boss is ticked.. 11:17 AM July 31, 2008 sent from txt
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Counted three people on the second floor wearing tracking anklets. 10:27 AM July 31, 2008
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GET OUT OF THE FAST LANE, IDIOT! 8:12 AM July 31, 2008 sent from txt
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(By the way, every one of those is true.. times are approximate)

So, my question is, why? I have enough trouble finding interesting stuff to BLOG about, let alone update every 20 minutes. Who reads this crap? Also, whoever put the snake in the lobby PUT IT BACK after we got rid of it...

Happy Canada Day!

That's right. It's Canada Day. I order you all to eat Kraft Dinner, Play hockey, and smoke legal pot all day. GO!